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Funny Event

PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:34 pm
by smellypoop
So there is this waitress at the restaurant where I work that is about 7 months pregnant. She's young, like 21 or 22, not the best in the face but its fine, b cup boobs and a fat ass that has gotten bigger throughout the pregnancy. I've been working there for the whole duration of it and it has made working there worth it. Well anyways she's huge now but somehow still able to work. She's cool and talks to me from time to time. Today she turned around and says my name. I look up and she says "Will you milk me?". Now her boobs may not have gotten that big she still could be lactating or something. Then she pulls out a glass for a kids milk and I laughed. Just felt like sharing.

Re: Funny Event

PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:50 am
by syxkees
Put it in.

Re: Funny Event

PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:15 pm
by Conatus
Man trust me, no girl would innocently joke like that!!! If she said that, it means she wanna fuck! Go for it or you will regret it for your whole life!

Re: Funny Event

PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 2:11 am
by alexnj
Definitely go for it.

Re: Funny Event

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:44 am
by smellypoop
haha unfortunately she's with the father and he is one of the bosses :cry:
I would love to bang her though

Re: Funny Event

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:05 pm
by deleteduser01
Hahaha she wants the D, bro! Even if she's joking, it's pretty cool that she feels comfortable enough around you to do that. That says a lot. Definitely a lot of "belly rubbing" potential there lol.

But in a situation like that, given a few circumstances, i'd be like "Girl, don't you tempt me!! I've got cold hands" and would've walked off laughing, and shaking my head. :lol:

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